Hello, my dear minions. Welcome again to the start of another witching season. This year, my minions and I decided to do something a little different. We’ve decided to inflict torture–*minion pokes Mistress*
Hey now, be nice. These are our special guests.
*Mistress glares* I thought I was being nice? *Fluffs locks* Oh, very well… Ahem, let me start again. Good evening, my dear guests. This year we’ve decided to do something a little different. Instead of guest speakers, this year we’re bringing in guests to sit on the couch and chat with yours truly. We’ve also persuaded our guests to treat you all to a little something so, I hope you will find something enjoyable here.
Our first guests will be arriving shortly so grab a cup of warm blood–or cold mead whichever you prefer–and do settle here by the fire. I’ll make sure those pesky minions are kept in line. Don’t forget to follow our little blog so you don’t miss anything. We hope you enjoy the show.